Quotes to Prepare - Mars vs. Venus

Some quotes by favorite authors to get in that wedding frame of mind:

- "...to get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with" - Mark Twain, Following the Equator

- "Love is triumph of imagination over intelligence" - H.L. Mencken

- "What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" - R.W. Emerson

- "There is no remedy for love but to love more" - H. D. Thoreau

- "Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but of looking outward together in the same direction" - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

And then, Ken's friends are sending him these:

- "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor


- "A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own
flowers." -Grace Hansen


- "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with
a car battery." -Erma Bombeck

- "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you
a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in
the wrong house, that's what it means."
-Henny Youngman

- "Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the
suffering."

- "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it
was too late." -Max Kauffmann


- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be
married too.

- If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day.

- Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.