Thursday, November 11, 2010

There are Worse Ways To Spend a Day....

....than riding around the beautiful sunny Marlborough, NZ countryside on bicycles, tasting wine all day.

We've heard that NZ is serious about trying to do something about drinking and driving (there is currently a proposal to make the legal alcohol limit 0.5), so we opted for wine touring by bicycle.  We were picked up in the morning, got outfitted, and conferred with the oeprator as to the best route and stops....and off we went!



We visited everything from powerhouses like Cloudy Bay (which brought the world's attention to NZ's Sauvignon Blanc) to small family-owned wineries, including one that grew just 6 acres, all planted, tended, and harvested by hand, and only producing Pinot Gris, and another with a French winemaker that only makes sparkling wine (we definitely enjoyed this - and were pleasantly surprised!).

We stopped for a light lunch - this is your brain....and this is your brain on wine!


Seven hours of riding and sipping go by quickly, even in a horrible headwind (at the end of the day, naturally), and the thrill, if you can call it that, of riding along state highways (yes, 100kph) with virtually no shoulder (to be fair, people in the area seem very accustomed to cyclists on the road and whiz by giving you a pretty wide berth).  We experienced this from the other side of the coin today, as we drove for hours, trying just to keep our car within the lane of the two-lane highway with no shoulders, and then coming upon cyclists!

Then back to our hotel in Blenheim, the D'Urville.  Which used to be an early 1900s bank, which is now converted with about 10 rooms.  Apparently, we're so precious that our room (and several others in the area) have two doors - the door to the room, and a 6" thick vault door!  Apparently our rooms all fed into what was the central vault.

It's a gorgeous hotel, and great room - each one is different, and the historic building is fantastic!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Day 2: Dolphins and Scenery

If you have to be somewhere at 5:30am, it's probably best to do that when you're jet-lagged and your internal clock is all screwed up anyway.

This morning, while the sky was getting pink, ready for sunrise, we were at Dolphin Encounter, getting equipped and briefed for our swim.  Clad in wetsuits, we boarded a boat and went in search of pods of wild dolphins along the coast.  When we spotted one, the guides waited to see how they behaved - were they interested in the boat at all? Or did they act as if they didn't want to be disturbed.  We waited, in all our snorkeling gear, in the back of the boat, poised to slip off quietly, sitting mostly in the cold water, which was at about 53 degrees.



When we found a pod that wanted to play, off we went, shocking our systems with the cold.  Did I MENTION that the water was 53 degrees?  Within moments, my face felt like a block of ice, and I couldn't feel my fingers (apparently, they save the gloves for when they go in the winter, when the water is in the 40s). What the hell were we doing?  Then the dolphins came around and we forgot everything else.

Now, these dolphins are completely wild.  There is nothing done to feed them or train them or otherwise entice them to hang around the boats or swimmers. It's their choice, which is wonderful.  It's up to us to make it entertaining enough for them to stick around.  We were instructed that we can help this along by swimming along with them in whatever configurations they try, diving down, making eye contact, and singing or making other interesting noises.  We must have made for interesting sights and sounds, about 20 people swimming in circles while whistling and singing (one person hummed the Star Spangled Banner). 

What fun!  I had several playing with me at once, while I swam as fast as I can, zig-zagging and in circles while trying to emit high-pitched calls and whistles.  (Boy, I'm out of shape, aerobically - that was exhausting).  Ken dove down to follow one and ended up with one below him and one arcing above him.  The water was murky, so you never saw dolphins until they were right alongside, above, near, or under you.

After about 20-30minutes they got bored and we went back to the boat.  We found another group, and swam with them for a while, same experience.  At this point, though, I couldn't feel my toes, and it was definitely time for the on-board hot shower and changing into warm clothing. Fifty. Three. Degrees. Have I mentioned that? We spent more time just observing from the boat - mothers with babies, and other groups showing off, leaping and somersaulting out of the water, or running alongside the boat at top speed.





After a lovely lovely lovely long hot shower, and hot breakfast, we started to thaw out (did I mention that the water was 12 degrees Celcius; about 285 degrees Kelvin), and after a stop at the used book store in town (of course), headed north to Blenheim.

It's a picture perfect day - not a cloud in the sky, the ocean is a beautiful milky aqua. Rugged coastline, winding hilly roads perfect for a Porsche, which apparently Hertz doesn't rent.  Mountains in the background, vineyards and fields.  Pulled over whenever possible (this is harder than it would seem - roads here don't have much shoulder, and there isn't a "scenic viewpoint" turnoff every few miles like in the US.  Apparently scenery is much taken for granted, and rightly so.) to admire the view or look at seal colonies.



Just another day in New Zealand!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sometimes it Helps to have Extra Padding

Kaikoura's coastline is wild and beautiful. 

This is where we'll be swimming, hopefully with some pods of dolphins in the open ocean.  Looks cold, doesn't it?  The air temperature is in the 40s as we speak...

Honeymoon - Step 1 (and 1a, 1b, 1c, 1d....)

Five hour layover at LAX before 13 hour flight to Auckland and then another to Christchurch.  What to do, what to do? 

Become Judy Jetson and have dinner at Encounter, just across from terminal 6!

LA folks apparently take their kitsch seriously.

(though I'm sure Judy Jetson never had serious gastric distress from having her body reject the premise that it's Christmas in November by violently rejecting the celebratory Starbucks Eggnog Latte consumed at O'Hare).

Friday, July 2, 2010

We're FANCY





Look! We used some of our new china!  (to eat spring rolls once they arrived via delivery, though)

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Quotes to Prepare - Mars vs. Venus

Some quotes by favorite authors to get in that wedding frame of mind:

- "...to get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with" - Mark Twain, Following the Equator

- "Love is triumph of imagination over intelligence" - H.L. Mencken

- "What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us" - R.W. Emerson

- "There is no remedy for love but to love more" - H. D. Thoreau

- "Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but of looking outward together in the same direction" - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

And then, Ken's friends are sending him these:

- "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor


- "A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own
flowers." -Grace Hansen


- "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with
a car battery." -Erma Bombeck

- "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you
a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in
the wrong house, that's what it means."
-Henny Youngman

- "Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the
suffering."

- "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it
was too late." -Max Kauffmann


- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be
married too.

- If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day.

- Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.